F1 and MotoGP to Merge

As many of you will have spotted, this was in fact an April Fool's story. As far as we know, MotoGP and F1 will not be merging, and if they were going to, then they certainly wouldn't use April 1st to make such an announcement. The story was concocted and (brilliantly) realized by one of our contributing editors, Rusty Bucket, whose clever writing managed to fool a lot of people, including one or two who should have known better! All compliments on the piece aimed at me (David Emmett) are unwarranted, and I have passed on all your compliments to the writer. Normal service has now been resumed... 


In a surprise press conference held during the regular pre-race event for the MotoGP round in Jerez, Spain today, the following headline topped the shocking press release:

"Due to the economic pressures of the global financial downturn, and as an opportunity to bring together the World's premier prototype motor racing series, Carmelo Ezpeleta and Bernie Ecclestone have today announced the landmark merger of their two organizations to create the ultimate racing series: MotoF1."

Mr. Ezpeleta: "We (Dorna) realized that in our efforts to become increasingly like Formula One, we were losing ourselves in trying to compete, while always changing our schedules to accommodate theirs. Now, all the greatest racing technological minds will be together nearly every weekend, and we can continue the cross-pollination that we've had to pursue surreptitiously in the past."

Mr. Ecclestone: "This is just the first step in our ultimate goal of sharing as many elements of the prototype racing world as possible. We realize that we are the larger partner in this endeavor, but we also greatly appreciate the spectacle that has been MotoGP racing, and would like to work together to enhance the best features of both series. Naturally, there are many details to iron out over the next couple of years, but we are all very optimistic about the possibilities!"

This announcement comes as a bit of shock to the racing world, even though each series in recent weeks separately announced new formula agreements in which engine configurations will be limited to 1500cc and 4 cylinders from 2014 or 2015. At first, the cars will be allowed to have turbocharging and KERS, though there is a clearly implied intent to make some kind homologation of the powerplants an eventuality.

The first step in the process will be for the series to travel together to the races throughout the season, when the tracks are suitable for both formulae. This could begin to happen as soon as next year, they stated.

When confronted with the safety issues of putting MotoGP bikes on the streets of Monaco, Mr. Ezpeleta replied, "Obviously, this would not be a safe endeavor, so there will be some weekends when we (MotoGP) will not race, and there will be others when they (F1) will not race."

Mr. Ecclestone added, "There are some racetracks that are beloved to the motorbike racing community that simply cannot accommodate the Formula One cars, so we will coordinate our schedules to allow for these venues to be scheduled on off-weekends for the F1 series."

The truly remarkable and surprising details of the new series lie in the new combined team structures. F1 and MotoGP teams will be "paired" to form "alliances" and, eventually, their points won in races will be combined in the season-long Championship.

Also announced, though not fully disclosed, is the process by which points will be allocated for pilots who wish to take advantage of the opportunity to race in both series.

Carmelo: "We do not have all of the details negotiated, but we are clearly very interested in showcasing our riders' abilities in Formula One cars."

Bernie: "And we, also, have several pilots we know to be capable of deftly handling racing bikes."

These announcements were thinly veiled code for attempting to capitalize on the marketing potential of both series' aging superstars, Valentino Rossi and Michael Schumacher.

The most daunting detail of all resides in the promise of "Open" or combined race events in which both cars and bikes will race at the same time, "...not unlike the Le Mans prototype racing we already have," stated Mr. Ecclestone. "With the coming changes to the engine rules, and reductions in downforce, the speed gap will not be quite as severe as you probably think."

When queried about the origin of this arrangement, Mr. Ezpeleta said, "It started with the question, 'How can we (MotoGP) get back to Istanbul?' The entire World loves watching us at this facility, and the riders absolutely love it, but local economics did not allow for the support of separate dates for F1 and MotoGP. Since F1 is still there, I began to proposition Bernie about ... a combined weekend. From there we contacted Musco and leadership at the circuit. After that began to take shape, we realized more such opportunities were possible."

Mr. Ecclestone added, "We've known for a long time that Hungary would make a better race for the motorbikes than the F1 cars... And everyone remembers that Indy was a Formula One course before it was MotoGP. When Carmelo approached us about Istanbul, I was already thinking something similar for Indy. And soon we will have the new track in Austin."

After the two leaders of their series were finished answering questions, there was a brief pause, followed by the entrance of Norbert Haug. This drew an audible gasp from the regular MotoGP media in attendance. He approached the podium and simply said, "I can imagine some of you have been wondering about the new ‘technical partnership' arrangement between AMG and Ducati, yes…?"

And there it was, lingering like smoke after a lightening strike, with no further explanation needed, the Mother of all "What would happen if" scenarios, the wildest imaginations of nearly every motorsports fan, marketing firm, and race promoter, if not a bit too late: Michael Schumacher and Valentino Rossi, team mates. As it began to sink in, a photo image of each pilot appeared on a screen behind each of Haug's shoulders, and he simply smiled and walked away.

In an attempt to not to be completely outdone, Dietrich Mateschitz approached the podium to announce his plans to ally his Red Bull Racing programs with HRC and form "HRC Red Bull" under the direction of Christian Horner and the promise of Adrian Newey's aerodynamic genius coming to the world of motorcycles. Reflexively, Ecclestone instructed Ezpeleta to inform Newey that his first design would be rejected under the rules, even though it had yet to be presented.

Conspicuously absent were representatives from Ferrari and Yamaha. With the nearly heretical departure of Ducati to partner with a German automaker, Yamaha's deep roots in Italy make for the next most logical arrangement, provided they can agree on ratios of red and blue in the livery. There is also reason to doubt that anyone in Maranello knows what the term "cross-plane crank" means or what it would sound like.

As other top-level team marriages began to fill the imaginations of those at the press conference, the presumptions about the proposed 2012 MotoGP rules package were, effectively, put on ice. Will the 1,000cc formula function as an interim until the merger is complete? Was this the intended purpose for the Claiming Rule Teams from the beginning? Surely, no team would want to participate without a proper "partner"?

In a somewhat surprisingly prompt response, InFront Motor Sports issued a release detailing their plans to bring an antitrust lawsuit to the governing bodies in the European Union, claiming that this would be an illegal monopoly. The Flammini brothers have no choice, as there would seem to be no way to keep their refugee talent pool properly motivated in World Superbike. With the addition of CRT's partnering with Formula One teams, the MotoGP grid would likely swell as much as 50%, provoking a mass exodus of the top talent from WSBK.

Both leaders emphasized this is a time for cautious, and patient, optimism. This would seem to be a shrewd move to reduce expenses and increase visibility for both series. Each circus has had to delicately attempt to forecast local demand for their sport by avoiding proximity and viewing conflicts. It has become increasingly difficult for each series to draw substantial attendance when appearing in the same country or venue, even when spaced a half-year apart. This essentially eliminates the competition for loyalties among the fan bases, and encourages each hosting nation to concentrate resources toward establishing a "festival" atmosphere for the 5 days the new circus would be in country. We shall all hope, at least.

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Comments

Best/Worst april fools joke of all time. +1 to you, David.

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I kept shouting " What! Why?!" untill I figured it out. Hope they run the same story on F1.com, nice article David.

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Hmm... Are they going to develop a special hybrid vehicle that riders can ride F1 cars and drivers can drive GP bikes ?

Total votes: 128

You almost had me there David !!

It was about the point where you mentioned concurrent racing between the bikes and cars I thought "Wait.....what?"

Kudos to you.

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that one should kick oneself for not seeing it coming. I can't say for other venues, but this makes complete sense of Ezpeleta's noises about moving P.I., when you also take into account the serious and growing objections from the Melbourne community about holding an F1 race in the city.

The problem of timing for a March motoGp round at P.I. crossing with the F1 round disappears; P.I. would be brilliant for F1 and since it is such a fast track for bikes, it could be a shoe-in for a combined race. Some other tracks - especially the 'street' F1 tracks - won't suit bikes for safety reasons, obviously.

The consipracy theorist in me wonders since Dorna has been looking for a new owner - how much stake will Ecclestone take in Dorna? And what is going to happen to the dual fiefdoms of FIA and FIM?

Radical - but possible. Oh and Alonso - watch out for Rossi, coming through...

Total votes: 113

Tony the Turtle is rumoured to be going to Virgin or the Hispana team - they are very keen on guys who can run consistently at the back.........

Total votes: 118

The owners of MotoGP are considering buying the Australian V8supercar series (this is not a joke by the way). Why not have the bike riders co-drive the supercars at the Phillip Island 500.

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This could've spelt the death knell to those dull as dishwater car things and world domination for bikes!

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will of course be held on the average machine between the two types - turbo'd trikes. Apparently, the F1 drivers have vetoed superkarts because they keep seeing the Ferrari drivers being whipped by the bike riders every Whroom.

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And there was me thinking that Rossi 3rd in FP1 was the April Fools article until I saw this...
Kudos to you Mr Emmett - the most intelligent April Fools joke I've seen so far this year.

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Reflexively, Ecclestone instructed Ezpeleta to inform Newey that his first design would be rejected under the rules, even though it had yet to be presented.

Good stuff, right there... ha-ha!

Total votes: 113

Funny and clever stuff, thanks.
A world where we would see F1 drivers competing against MotoGP riders...
The obvious joke going around is Rossi competing in WSBK at Monza to celebrate Ducati anniversary, the Misano "test" was indeed to prepare for the race, not to test the shoulder.

Total votes: 133

Then when I got to the part where there was an exclamation point at the end of the Eccelstone quote and it hit me. Good stuff! The best farces have a lot of truth or possibility. This meets that for certain.

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As i was reading this article i was just thinking how ezpelata is a betrayer i mean motorbirke racing fans tend to dislike f1 or vice versa. Poor me i had even considered dropping as a motorbike racing fan. I've never been got in an april fools like today! Damn!

Total votes: 116

Swallowed it hook/line/sinker/pole/fisherman/bank . . . Great JOB, David!!! Called two friends to tell them . . . .

Total votes: 139

...what a great and funny reading. The bit about Norbert Haug was hilarious. Good stuff David, you should consider writing a story for a movie.

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Just wrrrrooooooooooonnnngggg!!!! Here I am reading this article and saying, "NO! WHY! WHAT!!! NO!" Brilliant but just...wrong. Waking up to this is terrible. Good one David.

Total votes: 132

would've been DMG buying MotoGP - because that is truly horrifying.

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I must be the biggest sucker in the WORLD!!!!! Why do I keep forgetting what day it is?! You even got me last year with your valcano powered lights for the night race in Greenland!!!! I'm sooo gullible

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Crash.net + MotoMatters.com to Merge April 1, 2012?

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G_Damn it!!! I just soiled my undies!
Off to the laundromat.

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I seriously can't get the image of FI cars and bikes in a combined race out of my head.

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Nice David very nice MotoF1.... lol lol

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Assuming I had a spare billion dollars, euros if you prefer, would it be legal under the 2012 MotoGP rules to have Norton create a modern Manx based on their rotary engine and sell it to prospective MotoGP teams. One of the advantages of racing during the 60s was access to the original Norton Manx. Sure it was not competitive against the Honda 500-4 or the MV Agusta 500-3 but you could compete and show off your skills.

I picked a rotary engine since it would be easier for an average private team to set up and maintain.

Since this is a production racing bike similar to the Yamaha TZ series, would it be legal for MotoGP?

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Unfortunately, rotary engines are outlawed. Only four-stroke engines of up to 1000cc, a maximum of four cylinders and with a maximum bore of 81mm, with circular pistons, are allowed in the MotoGP class.

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